Friday, March 02, 2007

Why Are BMW Owners Such Pricks?

It's an honest question. One that comes to mind quite a bit. And I ask it in genuine wonderment.

And I ask because I, myself am a BMW owner. A 318i, thank you very much. But when I'm driving the wife's non-Beemer, I'm constantly getting cut off by total assholes and they all happen to be in BMWs. Self-important little pricks talking on their cellphones in a hurry hurry to get wherever they need to be.

So what is it? Are assholes attracted to Beemers or do Beemers create assholes?
I genuinely want to know.

Because I'm worried. Because I'm ready to upgrade from my 3-series piece of crap and I'm really coveting a 5-series, maybe even a 6-series. Yeah, right. (Let's see if we can get the wife to not notice the 30 to 40 grand difference.) Honestly, I don't want to be more of a prick than I already am.

The ultimate driving assholes, indeed.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

2 Cool Ways to Wrap Ipod Headphones

Filed under useful things.

1. Around your iPod.

2. By itself.