Why Are BMW Owners Such Pricks?
It's an honest question. One that comes to mind quite a bit. And I ask it in genuine wonderment.
And I ask because I, myself am a BMW owner. A 318i, thank you very much. But when I'm driving the wife's non-Beemer, I'm constantly getting cut off by total assholes and they all happen to be in BMWs. Self-important little pricks talking on their cellphones in a hurry hurry to get wherever they need to be.
So what is it? Are assholes attracted to Beemers or do Beemers create assholes?
I genuinely want to know.
Because I'm worried. Because I'm ready to upgrade from my 3-series piece of crap and I'm really coveting a 5-series, maybe even a 6-series. Yeah, right. (Let's see if we can get the wife to not notice the 30 to 40 grand difference.) Honestly, I don't want to be more of a prick than I already am.
The ultimate driving assholes, indeed.
And I ask because I, myself am a BMW owner. A 318i, thank you very much. But when I'm driving the wife's non-Beemer, I'm constantly getting cut off by total assholes and they all happen to be in BMWs. Self-important little pricks talking on their cellphones in a hurry hurry to get wherever they need to be.
So what is it? Are assholes attracted to Beemers or do Beemers create assholes?
I genuinely want to know.
Because I'm worried. Because I'm ready to upgrade from my 3-series piece of crap and I'm really coveting a 5-series, maybe even a 6-series. Yeah, right. (Let's see if we can get the wife to not notice the 30 to 40 grand difference.) Honestly, I don't want to be more of a prick than I already am.
The ultimate driving assholes, indeed.
posted by jldude at 9:40 PM
2 Comments:
there's an old joke, "what's the difference between a porcupine and a beemer? with a beemer, the prick is on the inside"
BMW makes a great car, no doubt but for some reason many self-important a-holes think that just because they drive a BMW they've "arrived" and everyone else needs to get out of their way.
Can't blame the car, those people were pricks back when they owned a Honda....
Anyone who'd spend so much money on something so bad for their society and their planet, as well as their waistline (non-driving urbanites are thinner) in pursuit of status, instead of using that money to the greater good, has to be a prick. No question.
You own a BMW: you're a prick. QED.
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