Life in Suburbia

There is perfection, and there is realism. This is what I'm thinking, as I look on my mess of a front lawn full of weeds. And wondering, I should get a fake lawn.

Then no watering, no mowing. Good for the environment, good for my wallet. Then I think, if I owned a fake lawn company, I would offer the most realistic fake grass around by installing a sod with a fake weeds like a dandelion in the middle.

Ah, life in the suburbs in your early 40s. Gotta love it.